Omni-Orgasmic Viral Campaign: “Well turn you on and get you off!”

What is an Omni-Orgasmic Viral Campaign? How am I going to turn you on and get you off? ..And why is it the latest greatest internet sensation?

For me, it’s a highly publicized message designed to be enjoyed and shared by everyone.

It’s compelling, the top of it’s niche, interesting, funny, moving and definitely something that will resonate with a vast audience because it contains elements common and valuable to our entire species.

The audience makes the ultimate decision on the content’s viral worthiness, which means it must touch people in some way. Mainly, it’s uplifting and makes us feel good about ourselves and others in general.

What flows is content that inspires, something that gives us all a sense of how amazing this world is and how we can all play intricate, valuable roles in life. It’s content that triggers an emotional response.

This campaign will open your mind and broaden your knowledge through positively framed and spun messages, which are meant for your enjoyment, acknowledgement and approval, because that’s what tracks virally and statistically speaking.

Basically this viral campaign will create a feel-good sense of well being for you, which is why I say-

“We’ll turn you on and get you off!”

You’re already hooked aren’t you? Ha Ha Ha!

I’m fully aware that my blog must contain value, quality information and be worthy of your attention, which everyone vies for, so I must make it worthy of virality, or rather consumption of the masses globally.

How does one intentionally engineer virality when it’s said to be impossible and there’s so much competition in the world?

Well, the secret to the viral code has been cracked! It’s general knowledge that media which has gone viral has been injected with a message, which is simultaneously   entertaining and educational. This is the core fundamental element.

To go viral you need something that’s never been done before, which is unusual, out of the ordinary and unexpected.

You have to get people excited and offer them something that affects their feelings, arouses them, whether negative, neutral or positive, and makes them want to share your content with their network. That’s essentially what it takes to go viral.

In your mind you have to tell yourself that you generate massive hits and views, that you’ve captured the world’s attention and delivered a message of value to us all.

You’re target audience is the whole world- thus you must tap into some universal symbols and metaphors which appeal to everyone on some level.

We already know that a message is best received within entertainment.

One popular philosophy declares that the first item on your agenda must be to entertain in some comedic way and second you must have some form of enlightening message. Point Blank.

If we desire to go viral- we need to create something that has a hook, a concept which can be described in the title itself. Once the direction of the content is chosen- it’s important to follow up by creating a strategic plan of action.

Maximum impact is achieved by focusing a majority of your attention on the launch of your campaign.

People+Platform multiplied by the snowball effect = results.

And remember, going viral isn’t a one person show. It takes the right people, the right platform and an ongoing plan to achieve viral results or outcomes.

Ask yourself: ‘What is my overall mission?’

Now, using strategic partnerships with the most ideal candidates, you must be transparent in your overall message, which can be accomplished by sharing the entire overview of the campaign with major influencers, (people who have already proven with numbers of followers already acquired, that they attract lots of attention.)

By sharing information freely, this allows everyone to be educated about the campaign so it can be properly framed for respective audiences, but a plan doesn’t end once viral success happens. A plan is needed to keep the momentum and propel your success into the stratosphere and beyond.

Nothing happens until attention is captured. So identify influencers who will love your message, not just people with a large audience.

Choose your category wisely.

Once things get rolling, keep them rolling. Create a post-launch plan to complement your overall objective.

So what makes content persuasive and memorable enough that it’s ideas will pass from person to person?

It must have ethical appeal, an emotional appeal and a logical appeal.

Think of yourself as an online content creator who uses emotion, ethics and logic. Use positive framing, (or content spin) and make your content arousing, which is the most popular type of viral message today.

Take being funny, positive and arousing to a new unheard of level!

To make yourself heard you need social currency, something that makes people feel that they’re not only smart, but in the know. Your ability to pass it on and riff on it shows that you understand. It’s the ultimate subtle insider secret! ‘You know without yelling that you know.’

The presence of a memory-inducing trigger is also important. We share what we’re thinking and feeling about- and we think and feel about what we remember.

There must also be the promise of practical value, which you must deliver.

We want to feel smart and for others to perceive us as smart and helpful, so we must craft our online image accordingly.

A final predictor of success is the quality of the story itself. People love stories. The more you see your story as a part of a broader narrative, the better.

The best underlying story, regardless of it’s trappings will come out on top. Even if the headlines seem like link bait, the stories must be worthwhile. Emotion and arousal are key to perfectly implementing the best headline. People will find them important, compelling and worth sharing if it’s true.

Attract, Captivate and delight your audience. Perfect your online profile. This is the entry point for your audience. Every element of your real-time profile- your photo and header bio should reflect your brand identity and personality as well as bring your best content front and center.

Choose a photo that visually represents your brand. Tell a story with a clear, concise biography that describes your brand, product or services..and highlight your best content at the top of your profile timeline.

Remember, attention is worth more than money. Your prospects give their attention to people they trust and they don’t trust marketers: they trust people who’ve demonstrated they are here to help.

The best way to get attention and earn trust continuously is to become an authority in your niche or field, then choose an overall mission, get the resources to spread your message and then target your audience and go viral!

WHEW!

Well, that’s plenty of general knowledge reiterated for your absorption so you know we’re I’m headed with my own campaign.

If you want to know why I decided to launch it- it basically the profiteer’s bottom line: I’m going to acquire a dollar from everyone who has one to spend on the value and services I provide. At least one of your dollars will be mine! Ha Ha Ha!

Tune in to the next blog and please share it with anyone you know, so we can all benefit from my successes..

Thank you very much for your attention!

Omni Zillion